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"A Tale of Woe and Joy" by Tim Cozens

WOE - loss of the shot

Deary me.  Our lovely shot weight is no more - consigned to the deep probably due to the rubbish seamanship of others - here is the story in the style of an old adventure story.  

As predicted by the shred of seaweed hanging outside the backdoor the weather was glorious with just a breath of wind to blow away the early morning mist, the journey to Port of Littlehampton was uneventful with no sign of additional highway men (known as Gatsomen) being cunningly installed under the cloak of darkness. Our ship was reddyied under the watchful eye of  Cap'n Rachel ( the one who must be obeyed) and once victuals and equipment as necessary was loaded, the  ship was launched by the ever helpful and prompt good fellows known as the Wharfmen. We made passage up the Mighty Arun and headed out to the open sea. Using a combination of compass bearing, dead reckoning, sextant, Gps and lots of shouting we  quickly tracked down the remains of an unfortunate ship that fell to the fearful Hun captain of UB41. The unfortunate vessels name was The Shirala, a grand vessel loaded with Ivory, instruments and a princes ransom in diamonds, Cap'n Rachel, of course commanded the crew to hunt out the diamonds at all costs and not to bother returning to the surface with out them.

Our dear shot (No. 2 as it is affectionately known, No.1 of course falling victim to a special knot executed by a club member, now an ex club member - Oh how we laughed back at the lead foundry !!) was duly dispatched over the gunwale, the rope whistling over the side as it plummeted into 10 fathoms of clear water striking the wreck amidships right up in the bow, a good shot sir ! all exclaimed. Preparations for the dive were made and the first descent for the diamond hunt was made.

Top side the remaining crew spotted other ships approaching and preparations were made to repel boarders if necessary, however it appeared that they were engaged on the same diamond expedition as were ourselves. They however lacked a measure of basic seamanship and somehow managed to drop their shots within a chains circumference of our own. One dropping it hand over hand, the other simply by tossing it over and hoping it did not strike anyone in the depths, bless them all

The diving done and no incidents to report apart from a mysterious shot line ending one and a half fathoms from the surface and dropping the recovered diamonds when returning to the ship it was time to recover the shot. The cerebrally challenged crew of the other ship had made a mess of their recovery and had a merry tangle of lines and buoys etc which took them a time to resolve, going this way and that resulting in a snag of our line.

We tried all known tricks to remove the snag and at one stage we lifted the wreck almost to the surface, this is the point at which the line parted and we ended up with a long length of rope and some buoys but sadly were missing the lead part of the arrangement.

However, the location of the missing weight is known and endeavours will be planned for its recovery later this year, in the twist time an alternative arrangement will be organised. Our thanks go to the crew for their efforts to recover the shot and particularly to Cap'n Rachel who manned the helm in difficult (verbal) circumstances.

JOY - recovery of the shot

Gather round for a tale of recovery. Following last weeks tragic loss of No. 2 shot a daring expedition was put together to locate and 'Raise the Shot'. Cap'n Hubbard put himself forward (good show) for the gruelling task of navigating the Channel waters bringing with him a house guest fully experienced in the ways of the sea - this must be true as he bought along that finest of comestible 'Cake' of the homemade variety. 

The day was bright with light winds, things did not however start as well as they could, one of the party closing their boot lid but omitting to remove their watch first. Sadly I fear it will not be long till they will be resident in a home for the confused. I hoped that this would be the only incident of the day. 

A pleasant journey was had out to the wreck and the emergency shot deployed, this drifted in the strong spring current and had to be deployed again but  with outstanding precision (even if I say so myself). This time the shot bit in and diving was commenced to 'Raise the Shot'. Mr Avis and Mr Jowett were the first pair in swiftly followed by the second pair, the viz was not as good as the preceding week and although the water was clear, a layer of opacity near to the surface cut out most of the light., torches flashed out over the wreck in a scene reminiscent from The Abyss until an excited flashing was noticed from the brightest torch in the bunch - such joy on the face of Mr Avis -  he had found the object of our expedition !!!. It was well hidden down a gap in the plates and was only noticeable to the trained eye of a seasoned rummager and  with the help of 5000 watts of lighting.

A lift bag was duly attached and the whole sent spiralling to the surface where willing hands were ready to successfully retrieve the item. A fine dive followed the recovery but sadly we could not locate the diamonds carelessly dropped last week- no matter, the main object had been achieved.

Back on the boat the wind had freshened but spirits were high, lunch was consumed with even Mr Avis consuming a fine plate of cold chicken Madras, not a sight for the feint hearted I can assure you, however the direction of food with relation to Mr Avis represents a vast improvement to the norm. 'Cake' was consumed and appreciated (thank you Mrs Robin) and a course plotted for our return to harbour where we proceeded with little delay finishing the day in glorious weather. 

A successful expedition.

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